"Arse"on at Bob Bon Pond!

 

OK, which one of you wise acres did it? The squirrels?  The crows?  Those rascally raccoons?  Who is having fun at my expense?!  

 Each evening I see this:

But when I arise in the a.m. I see this:  

By jove I'm determined to get to the "bottom" of this impropriety as I'm "anal" that way! Could this "end"less mockery have anything to do with the hour I arise each morning?  Sorry, my feathered and furred friends, “butt” mooning the management will not get your seeds and corn delivered earlier. Jeesh! In the words of Rodney Dangerfield, I don’t get no respect!